Title: Fault Lines
Author: Mer
Characters: House, Wilson
Prompt: 100_situations #89 - Flood
Word Count: 1830
Rating: PG
Summary: Living with House isn't easy; sometimes it's not even safe.
Author's Note: Thanks to elynittria for an amazing beta job - the subjunctive is our friend! Set circa "Epic Fail" so spoilers for early season 6.
Disclaimer: The characters of House belong to David Shore, Heel and Toe Films, and Bad Hat Harry Productions, in association with NBC Universal Television Studio.

Spin cycle

Title: Crutch or A Cradle (2/10)
Author: dangerprawn
Rating: R
Characters: Wilson, random cancer-ridden child, Cuddy, ducklings and House
Warnings: Drugs and paraphernalia.
Disclaimer: I don't own House.
Summary: Wilson POV story about how his mental health impacts his personality and relationships. Wilson's depression has been aggravated by certain actions he took in episode 10.
Author's Notes: Feedback is greatly appreciated. Please don't let the fact that this is POV get in the way of your enjoying it. :D

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Academy Award(TM)-Nominated Actor Jake Gyllenhaal, Green Day, Snoop Dogg, Olivia Wilde And Zachary Quinto Kick-Off All-Star Line Up

Spike TV's 7th Annual "Video Game Awards 2009" Premiere LIVE On Saturday, December 12 At 8:00 PM ET


NEW YORK, Dec. 7 /PRNewswire/ -- Megastars from the worlds of video games, Hollywood, music, sports and more will gather to pay tribute to the outstanding achievements within the video game industry during the past year at Spike TV's 7th Annual "Video Game Awards 2009." Broadcasting in over 180 territories and countries, the VGAs will be a global celebration of all things gaming as it premieres LIVE on Spike TV Saturday, December 12 at 8:00 PM, ET (tape delay west coast).

Academy Award(TM) nominated Actor Jake Gyllenhaal will be on hand to dole out the night's most prestigious honor, Game of the Year, as well as to present a special look at his upcoming Walt Disney Pictures and Jerry Bruckheimer Films, future blockbuster "Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time."

Grammy Nominated rapper and gamer Snoop Dogg will be performing at this year's live event.

Also scheduled to appear at the "VGAs" are Kristen Bell, Felicia Day, Green Day, Tony Hawk, Tricia Helfer, Forrest Griffin, Alyssa Milano, Zachary Quinto, Mike Tyson, Olivia Wilde and the stars of Spike TV's forthcoming original comedy series "Blue Mountain State" - Alan Ritchson, Darin Brooks and Chris Romano. Additional guest appearances will be announced shortly.

The official sponsors of Spike TV's "Video Game Awards 2009" are Burger King, Mountain Dew, Verizon Wireless, GameStop, Energizer and U.S. Army.

Albie Hecht, Oscar®-nominated producer and Casey Patterson, senior vice president, event production & talent development for Spike TV will serve as executive producers of Spike TV's "Video Game Awards 2009." Beth McCarthy will direct. Greg Sills is supervising producer.

Spike TV is available in 98.6 million homes and is a division of MTV Networks. A unit of Viacom ( VIA, VIA.B), MTV Networks is one of the world's leading creators of programming and content across all media platforms. Spike TV's Internet address is www.spike.com and for up-to-the-minute and archival press information and photographs, visit Spike TV's press site at http://www.spike.com/press.

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WARNING: I scanned these poster designs (all found in Mark Cotta Vaz's Star Trek: The Art of the Film) using my crappy printer, so the quality isn't exactly made of awesome. I tried, though. Also, IMAGE HEAVY POST IS IMAGE HEAVY.



ETA: Thanks to verizonhorizon for pointing out some of these are too big to view on screen. Just click on the pics and it should take you to imageshack where all the pics are scaled down.

( The Future Is Now )

Title: Patient
Author: zeppomarx
Characters: House, Wilson, Cuddy, plus the characters created for Priority’s Exigencies and zeppomarx’s A Gentle Knock at the Door.
Summary: House’s minions find a new patient, one who is reluctant to allow House to treat him. Begins three months after the opening scene of A Gentle Knock at the Door. Part of the Contract universe, which includes DIY Sheep’s intense and angsty The Contract, and Priority’s sequel Exigencies.
Thanks: To priority and houserocket7 for encouraging me to writing this side story to A Gentle Knock on the Door, and for their faithful diligence in copy editing my sloppy prose.
Warnings, etc.: Generally safe, but references to torture, rape and major character death that has happened in the past. Some chapters are pretty angsty.
This Chapter: Foreman looked through the conference room door, stunned to see Wilson and Cuddy staring at him in shock. Pivoting slightly to his right, out of the corner of his eye he saw House slide out of the desk chair and curl himself into a defensive ball on the floor next to his desk, his hands wrapped protectively around his head.

Chapter 6
Chapter 5
Chapter 4
Chapter 3
Chapter 2
Chapter 1



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From ulesque:




Speaking Klingon is like being Mexican in a Jack Black movie: It's inherently funny. The language was designed to sound rough and intimidating, but the average person who learns Klingon is neither. And as seen in our first clip, some of the people merchandising Star Trek don't even bother using the real words.

1. Klingon Happy Meal
This 1979 clip predates the development of the Klingon language past a few made-up words. Five years later, Marc Okrand developed the language for The Search For Spock. Meanwhile, McDonald's just had a guy sound vaguely Asian.



( But I do not understand Klingon. I think I win. )

Hi, I have never posted on this community before so you don't know me....I'm kinda nervous that this won't be allowed either so....sorry if that is the case.

Basically my sister said she would make me a tshirt for Christmas with my favourite House (or Wilson...or best of all Hilson) quote on it. Thing is; out of all six series I just cannot even begin to decide which to choose! So, I was wondering if you lot would help me out by suggesting some possibilities? Favourite House/Wilson/HouseWilson quotes? Something that will fit on a t shirt. Something either funny or sweet, I don't mind....I just need help!

Thanks again and if this isn't allowed, mods then.....sorry...*hides behind chair*

Just a note to let everyone know that the bits_of_house and bits_of_wilson polls are now up!! Come vote for you Favorite House and Wilson Bit from the Wilson episode!

There are lots of Yummy pictures to drool over! In fact there were so many I had to break it down into two polls! When we get the two top vote getters we will have another poll to vote for the winner!


CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE HOUSE BIT---PART ONE!!!

CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE HOUSE BIT---PART TWO!!!


CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE WILSON BIT---PART ONE!!!

CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE WILSON BIT---PART TWO!!!

HAPPY VOTING!!!

After I popped out to the store THEN it occurred to me (after I'd posted it.) "Idiot - that was house-wilson!" Doh!

Remember these parts in the extras?





( Here is one of the photos that we see taken: )

And because it's where I found the photos, let me take a moment to direct you to TrekCore's monthly GQMF photos and rare photos. If you have any HD space, it's time to kiss it goodbye because the sheer awesomeness of some of these photos will made it explode with GQMF. Seriously, check'em out!

Thank you for your time and have a great day!

G4's Star Trek: Rock Band parody advertisement. TNG-centric, but there's TOS references as well.



Rock on and prosper!

And since it embeds in a weird way for me:

LINK

EVEN TRADE
Part II

By GeeLady

Pairing: H/OMC, W/OFC & H/W

Ratings: NC-17 Adult, SLASH, ANGSTY. (What else have you ever got from me??)

Warnings: Non-con, blackmail, mentions of addictions, drugs, self-harm.

Summary: House becomes the object of someone's dangerous obsession, but it's Wilson's freedom that hangs in the balance.


This Story: I started writing before I saw episode 6x10, and it acknowledges everything up to and including "Wilson", with the exception of Wilson and House going in together on the loft Cuddy didn't get. In my fic', they are not living together and it continues to deviate from there.


( Come with me... )

6x10 icons (88 + 6 animated) HERE

Title: Stay
Author: arhh
Pairing: House/Wyatt, House/Wilson
Rating: g
Summary: Cohabitation with Wyatt and Wilson in drabbles.

It’s been a big year for the Star Trek franchise, thanks in large part to J.J. Abrams’s fantastic reboot. Of course, not even the hotness that is Baby Kirk (a.k.a., actor Chris Pine) could prepare us for this bit of awesome: Tweet in Klingon. We’ll give you a moment to calm down from the overload of awesome.

Yes, that language that was created for Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (and has somehow managed to become something that people actually speak) is now available to all in a Twitter () translator. Want to share something with the world that only five people can understand? Tweet in Klingon is for you!

OK, it’s easy to make fun of this concept — but pure brilliance of this campaign is that this is all a promotional tool for the Star Trek Online MMOG that hits stores in February.

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(idk what to tag this mods halp)

One. There is still an Omegle Party going on! Some more of us are going to try and be there tonight, if people would like to join us. I can definitely make it for two/three hours after midnight GMT, if you want to come and party. We have achieved Captcha, so let's try and max this baby out. :D

Two. Don't forget about the Christmas Competition. You should be watching for that header changing. It could happen any time~ :D

Three. You guys. You guys are fucking awesome. I checked out user info page today, and thought I had been marooned on Delta Vega.



Some of the comments are GOLD. I seriously love you all right now. ♥

A random video I found.


MORGAN: Okay, so tell me, what does keep young Dr. Reid awake at night? Wait, let me guess. Memorizing some obscure textbook. No, no, no, no. Working on cold fusion. No, I got it. I got it. I got it. Watching Star Trek ... and laughing at the physics mistakes.

REID: Actually, there aren't that many scientific errors in Star Trek, especially considering how long ago it was made. There are certain improbabilities, but not that many outright errors.

Question: Karl Urban - married/single?

*Creeps in nervously*
Hey.
I'm new to the BSH. New to slash-writing, new to the Boosh fandom (or any TV show fandom), new to LJ... whew. All sorts of new things. >.<
So I implore you to be patient with me. Pleeez? I'll be good and bring writings!

Title: M'Bitch (or 'The Little Blue Pants')
Pairing or Characters: Bob Fossil, Howard Moon
Summary: It's just the unspoken tale of the blue pants really. How, as Vince claims in Killeroo, Leroy came to see Howard dancing for Fossil in the moonlight wearing little blue pants. 'He was giving you coin, he was giving you booty'.
Word Count: 706
Rating: PG-13 (mainly for off-hand, perverted, Fossil-remarks)
Warnings: ... Off-hand, perverted, Fossil-remarks? And my attempts to make Fossil sound American might be a bit weak.
Challenge: Written for the Howard Moon/Anyone Anon Porn Meme. It's not porn though - promise.
Disclaimer: None of this is actually mine. It's just a missing scene that was probably missing for a reason. Tactfully skipped. I've just untactfully put it into words and posted it on the internet.
Author’s Notes: This is just a little story. First toe into the fandom, so to speak. Once I learn my way around better, I have more stuff to post. Bwahaha. Oh, and I really, really hope I got Fossil right.

( M'Bitch: A Fossil Ficlet )